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Journey - The Annotated Score

Journey’s composer, Austin Wintory, gives a fascinating annotated walkthrough of the game’s orchestral score.

Point - Counterpoint

Point

All future EA games to feature microtransactions

“The next and much bigger piece [of the business] is microtransactions within games,” he revealed. “We’re building into all of our games the ability to pay for things along the way, either to get to a higher level to buy a new character, to buy a truck, a gun, whatever it might be, and consumers are enjoying and embracing that way of the business.”

Counterpoint

‘Real Racing 3’ is ruined by in-app purchases

It’s a shame, because the game itself could be great. It features some of the most impressive mobile graphics we’ve ever seen, the list of cars and courses is endless, and the way it integrates your friends’ lap times into your races for a pseudo-multiplayer experience makes it all the more immersive. The problem is that it all just feels so cheapened by the business model; while it’s possible to play the game a little each day without forking out money … the constant nagging for cash grates.

Real Racing Review - 3/10

There’s a good game somewhere within Real Racing 3 - and there are plenty of free-to-play games that prove this model can work successfully while respecting the player. Firemonkeys, and perhaps more pertinently EA, have got that balance horribly, horribly wrong, to an extent where the business model becomes the game - with gut-wrenching results.

Sorry

In addition, let me take this opportunity to apologize to anyone who’s ever been offended by anything at any point throughout time. To be challenged in any way, or made to feel an emotion that is not immediately recognizable, is the worst thing in the world, and something for which the incredible human gift of language should never, ever be used. We are sorry if your feelings were ever hurt about anything.

ThingX’s mocking of The Onion’s Quvenzhané Wallis apology is spot on.

To This Day

Idea: Peanut Gallery

Peanut Gallery: A script that takes a start time and an end time and generates a subtitle file for your twitter stream (or a given hash tag), so you can watch a show or other live event with (time-shifted) real-time twitter commentary.

I woke up this morning to a twitter stream full of amazing Oscar commentary. For example, from the ever-reliable Zodiac Motherfucker:

@ZODIAC_MF GET MRS POTATO HEAD THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

By itself, this is a hilarious sentence, but who is he talking about? Without context, I’m missing something. Actually, for most of my twitter stream last night, I don’t know what people are referring to. I’d say the same thing happened for anyone who wasn’t watching the Sony PlayStation announcement. For certain shows and events, a snarky running commentary makes that show infinitely more entertaining.

I’ll probably watch the Oscars tonight – time-shifting a live event – and I’d love to be able to time-shift my twitter stream as well. I think a subtitle track for my media file would be the best way of doing this.

Unfortunately, I think this is the kind of thing Anil Dash was referring to in his essay The Web We Lost: I don’t think Twitter’s API allows this kind of usage. Shame.

Football: The Meal

guy

Remember Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar? The restaurant Pete Wells slated in the New York Times? Its domain name is guysamerican.com. Bryan Mytko bought the domain guysamericankitchenandbar.com and produced this. And it’s glorious. “35 oz of super-saddened, Cheez-gutted wolf meat” is one of the best lines I’ve read since the hey-day of Charlie Brooker’s TV Go Home.